" cream puff "

 [ "cream puff" ]

1: A nickname used by a hot lesbian vampire for a cute, dorky girl.

  * e.g.,  ... Carmilla looked at Laura with her seduction eyes and said, "Buckle up, cream puff." 

 [ "cream puff" ]

1: the act in which a guy shoots his load all over a girl's pussy instead of inside it

  * e.g.,  ... Kate wasn't on birth control so I couldn't give her a creampie. So, I blew my load all over her puffy mound, thus giving her a cream puff instead. 

 [ "cream puff" ]

1:  Usually a male, angry, alternative-right troll, that has no social life other than the internet. Often kicked out of social groups for making misogynistic or racial remarks. They act tough on line but in person are often very often wimpy and poorly endowed physically.

  * e.g.,  ... I just blocked another cream puff that was trolling my Facebook about yesterday. 

 [ "cream puff" ]

1: a person who stays inside all day when there is a snowstorm outside because their hypocritical house staff says it's too dangerous to go out in the community yet the staff has to come to work in the slop, even though they have other family members that may not work in the education field that have to go to work in it

  * e.g.,  ... My roommates are cream puffs. They think that they have to stay at home all day because of a stupid snowstorm. I tell them to be rebels, but they think it's too dangerous to go out there. I have gone out in snowstorms before I moved into my current house, and I returned home alive. 

 [ "Cream-puff" ]

1: An overly sensitive male that doesn’t hold back any feelings or emotions. Tends to fall in love quickly and is often quit clingy.

  * e.g.,  ... "I broke up with him yesterday and he cried like a baby. Man, he is such a cream-puff ! 

 [ "Cream Puff" ]

1: A fat, lazy, sedentary person, who would rather sit, watch TV, and eat a bowl of cream than do anything physical.

  * e.g.,  ... Wow, he's such a cream puff. He's sitting on his ass eating a donut while all his friends are outside playing football. 

 [ "Cream-Puff" ]

1: A Large man who displays a gruff and grumpy Exterior, generally assumed to be as Cuddly as a teddy bear by the Opposite Sex

  * e.g.,  ... Look at cream-puff over there, moaning once again! 

 [ "Cream Puff" ]

1: To masturbate in someone's hand while they are sleeping, and then tickle their nose.

  * e.g.,  ... My girlfriend pissed me off so much, i cream puffed her last night. She woke up and couldn't figure out why her face was sticky 

 [ "cream puffs" ]

1: A man's balls - full of 'cream'

  * e.g.,  ... He hasn't got the cream puffs down there 

 [ "Cream puff" ]

1: Cream on the inside shell on the outside an AMAZING person u could ever meet if someone claims they are a cream puff they are most probably correct cream puffs have a natural beauty and can give u a warm feeling when u meet one ☺️ They are spontaneous crazy and sensitive

  * e.g.,  ... I’m a cream puff She’s a total cream puff